Warning: This post will be long and will not contain the usual level of witty banter. I will talk unabashedly about the bodily fluids of infants. This post does not replace medical advice by a health professional, and you should always consult your health care provider regarding your child’s health. So I’m writing this because I … More When It’s Not Just Colic
Let me just start by saying that I don’t enjoy all of the gifts of pregnancy. I enjoy the gentle nudges from within, seeing the heartbeat and baby at the ultrasounds, and the excitement that comes from knowing a new person is about to enter our family and home. That’s kind of it. In both … More Lions, Tigers, and Cinnamon Bears, OH MY.
Sometimes little things will happen in my day, and I think to myself, “Self, this right here is kind of hilarious.” I was sweeping our kitchen yet AGAIN, and a fortune cookie fortune from the previous night’s dinner made it into my dust pan. It was just one of those moments that made me inwardly … More I’m So Fancy.
So I’ve been pregnant two times, resulting in two darling children that have brought me immense joy. This goes without saying. And during these two pregnancies, I had many of the stereotypical symptoms that many mothers face. Morning sickness, hip pain, sleeplessness, a desire to only drink Dr. Pepper and have it pumped into my … More Who Let the Dogs Out?