Warning: This post will be long and will not contain the usual level of witty banter. I will talk unabashedly about the bodily fluids of infants. This post does not replace medical advice by a health professional, and you should always consult your health care provider regarding your child’s health. So I’m writing this because I … More When It’s Not Just Colic
Let me just start by saying that I don’t enjoy all of the gifts of pregnancy. I enjoy the gentle nudges from within, seeing the heartbeat and baby at the ultrasounds, and the excitement that comes from knowing a new person is about to enter our family and home. That’s kind of it. In both … More Lions, Tigers, and Cinnamon Bears, OH MY.
One of the ways I know I’ve become a parent, is that when I make plans for the day I count the number of stops and exits/entrances into the vehicle and therefore, carseats. The younger the child, the greater the chance that if it is more than one exit and entrance, I will forego the … More The Cat’s in the Carseat with the Silver Spoon.
Sometimes little things will happen in my day, and I think to myself, “Self, this right here is kind of hilarious.” I was sweeping our kitchen yet AGAIN, and a fortune cookie fortune from the previous night’s dinner made it into my dust pan. It was just one of those moments that made me inwardly … More I’m So Fancy.
So I’ve been pregnant two times, resulting in two darling children that have brought me immense joy. This goes without saying. And during these two pregnancies, I had many of the stereotypical symptoms that many mothers face. Morning sickness, hip pain, sleeplessness, a desire to only drink Dr. Pepper and have it pumped into my … More Who Let the Dogs Out?
So I’m sitting at my kitchen table trying to figure out the best way to start a new blog, after leaving the blogging hemisphere for quite some time…and I’ve decided to just jump in to the proverbial overfilled pool of bloggers that are also moms,writers, and wipers of all things. So. Here I am. There … More I Promise Not to Pee in This Pool.